Kyle Stout

Lake of the Long Tail

This is part 3 of 3 of Ohio Theme Month

Lake of the Long Tail Ohio is one of just five states that intersect with one of North America’s major rivers and a Great Lake (Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Indiana are the others). Its eponymous river forms the southern border, while a large part of its northern edge abuts Lake Erie. The lake is named for the Erie people, […]

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The Great River

This is part 2 of 3 of Ohio Theme Month

The Great River “The Ohio is the most beautiful river on earth. Its current gentle, waters clear, and bosom smooth and unbroken by rocks and rapids, a single instance only excepted.”  –Thomas Jefferson We learned the Buckeye State‘s official name came from the gargantuan waterway that forms its southern border: the Ohio River. Ohi:yo’ is a Seneca word that means

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The Good River

This is part 1 of 3 of Ohio Theme Month

The Good River In 1803, the United States added a 17th member to its fledgling union. This region has many nicknames, including the Buckeye State and the Mother of Presidents, but its official name – Ohio – comes from the mighty river that forms much of its eastern and all of its southern borders. Erie, one of

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Psithurism

Psithurism psithurism/psithurisma  noun [sith-yuh-riz-uhm]/[sith-yuh-riz-muh] 1.  The sound of rustling leaves or wind in the trees. From the Ancient Greek ψιθυρίζω (psithurízō), meaning “to whisper,” or ψίθυρος (psíthyros), “whisper.” “Look from your window some March morning of east wind — Eurus, ab urendo — and you may tell the quarter whence it blows by the tortured movement of the trees. They struggle

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Artificial Intelligence – Part IV

This is part 4 of 4 of Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence – Part IV   [Editor’s Note: This article is the fourth in a series chronicling the potential for artificial intelligence to craft this project. Each year, we ask ChatGPT to write an issue on mountains and provide the imagery with Midjourney. Everything that follows is unedited and not crafted by humans (other than

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Uranus Is Highbrow

Uranus Is Highbrow   Over the years, we’ve learned a lot of interesting and off-color things about Uranus. Uranus is tilted. Uranus stinks. Uranus is cold. Uranus even rains diamonds. We’ve only visited Uranus once, when Voyager 2 whooshed by on its way out of the solar system. Because of all these bizarre attributes of Uranus, we decided we’re going to

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Penny

Penny In late spring 2008, my sister and I visited a pet shelter.  When we came home, we’d been adopted by Amalfi. She wore a grey and white tuxedo, had radiant yellow eyes, and doled out enough love to touch the most hidden human souls. She joined Seymour, and they became the royals of the

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Falling Iguana Alert

Falling Iguana Alert     “I’m going to take care of someone who just got an iguana dropped on his face.”  –Anamargaret Sanchez, yoga instructor    America is so large that its extremities feature exceptionally different wildlife. From Alaska’s frigid climes and polar bears to the hellscape of Florida and its crocodiles, the nation contains nearly

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